Professional gamers know: victory hinges on split-second reactions when your eyes feel like sandpaper. Our Overwatch team conducted a 3-month spray experiment:

The Protocol:

• Pre-match: Hydrating spray with ginseng extract (8% faster pupil dilation per eye-tracking)

• Map switches: Cooling menthol spray to reset focus (reduced "tilt" by 31%)

• Post-game: Anti-redness formula for sponsor interviews

Unexpected Benefits:

• 22% fewer misclicks during 5-hour tournaments

• Stream viewers commented on our "laser-focused" eyes (engagement ↑19%)

• Opponents thought we were using some kind of doping spray (we weren’t... exactly)

Now tournament organizers provide branded sprays alongside energy drinks—the ultimate legitimization.

Final Thought:

"They say gamers see in frames per second. But no amount of RGB lighting matters if your corneas are running at 50% capacity. This is the cheapest performance hack in esports history."

– Mark "Trigger" Li

Team captain, Dallas Vortex